Publik Edekashun: Boy, 13, Arrested For... Illegal Marker Possession: "I kid you not! It is, after all, far from April Fool's. This is indeed parody becoming reality. And he was taken to jail after a moonbat teacher turned him in. From The Smoking Gun via memeorandum:
In other words, she made a citizens arrest. Over a marker. So while bureaucrats ignore terrorists spilling across the border, they are bending over backwards to enforce silly and absurd laws that nobody ever heard of before. No long from now, bureaucrats will also be calling the police on lemonade stands. Oh, wait.A 13-year-old boy was arrested Friday for using a permanent marker while in class at his Oklahoma City middle school, a violation of an obscure city ordinance.
She should be arrested for exposing students to stupidity
According to an Oklahoma City Police Department report, the boy was spotted “in possession of a permanent marker” by Roosevelt Middle School teacher DeLynn Woodside. The 50-year-old educator told cop Miguel Campos that the student was “writing on a piece of paper, which caused it to bleed over onto the desk.”
Woodside ... reported that the child, whose name was redacted by police from the report, attempted to hide the marker when she asked him for it. Strangely, Woodside’s Facebook page reveals that her “likes and interests” include the official “Sharpie Permanent Markers” page on Facebook.
Campos reported that he allowed Woodside, a seventh grade math teacher, to “sign a citation” against the boy, who was then transported to the Community Intervention Center, a juvenile holding facility. A police sergeant subsequently “booked the marker into the property room.”
